A Valentines Suggestion

If you want to really 'woo' your boo on St. Valentines Dizzle, than take them to Dimple$. Don't let the name fool you-- its a classy joint. There is a 'massage' room in the back (you can peek in on the way to the bathroom, in which there is shampoo). There are ample business men in the bar, so just in case you forget your wallet they'd be able to pay for your drink and your (wo)man. And don't worry about spilling, there are already paper towels lining the base of the bar. Its the joint where everyone knows your name, and where you can have a White Russian (and I'm not talking Kahlua).

You can thank me later.