Hipster Babies.

Yes, it is real. Thanks to Angelina Jolie giving her kid a mohawk, we now have to worry about what our BABIES be dressin' like. Yeesh. As if I am not stressing enough about what shoes I'm going to wear, now I have to make sure that my child (when I have one) be lookin as fly as me, if that is even possible.

I don't know if I can go so far as to say this is an epidemic, but it is definitely worth considering. Now that there is a baby store on Valencia, and hipsters are now having kids, The Mission is like the new Noe Valley all of a sudden. So say good-bye to drunken nights at The Attic, and get ready for coffee and strollers rolling over your toes. All I know, is that my friends are beginning to have hipsterbabies, and they are damn cute, but beware....


Case in point:::



Too cool for school. Literally. I home-school my child, because, all the other kids are wearing BabyGap, snorrring.


Ray-bans of course.



My baby drinks Pabst, not because all the other kids are doing it, but because it just tastes better. One tall boy for the babyboy!



My baby would totally wear this, and lets be real, I would totally wear this.



Hipsters are always 'over it'.


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